FALLING..!
you land on something soft, but the impact still knocks the breath out of you.
you sit up slowly, feeling dazed as you look around. you try to gain your bearings, but the darkness surrounding you leaves you disoriented and light-headed. the floor beneath you feels plush & carpeted, which you're grateful for.
as you idly look around and wait for things to get less blurry, you start to realise something..
the beguiling yet enticing layout... the lightly mysterious text... the freaking gifs!!!
man(dot jpg). you're on a goddamn landing page
of course, how could you not recognise the very city you're in right now? it's a Neocity, one of many made to replace that which was once lost to greed and mismanagement. existing in a miasma of web and cloud, the Neocities are many things, not least of which is serving as an excellent host.
this location (this site, if you will) is also one of many scattered across the cities, more conceptual than spatial and thus impossible to fully define.
that doesn't mean i won't try, though
this.. is WOE.BEGONE my website!
a personal website, to be specific. it's a hobby, first and foremost, and thus has no clear "mission statement" or anything of the sort. i'm just here 'cause it's fun! i used to update frequently but actual substantial updates were rather slow, which is an unfortunate combination but just sort of how i work.
this website was in the process of being refurbished when i got busy with other projects, and is currently a mix of old and new pages. expect inconsistent styling and broken links until i get the time to come and fix it up again
since i made this stylesheet almost completely from scratch, some elements may not be fully responsive (i.e. may look weird on different screen sizes). it should be fairly mobile-friendly though.
that all sound alright to you? good, i'm done with my rambling preamble.
TO ENTER, PONDER THE ORB AND LET IT GUIDE YOU HOME